The Wilt Chamberlain Hall of Fame that is. In this New York Times story, they say that he has 9 different children by 9 different women, all between the ages of 3 and 11. Now THAT takes dedication and determination. Beyond being a prolific pro-creator, he’s broke and on house arrest for drug charges. Quite the lucky streak you’re on there Travis, if only no NFL team were interested in you despite decent career numbers, oh, what’s that? You’re out of work too?
Who else belongs in this hall of fame with him you ask? Shawn Kemp is the first name that comes to mind with 12 little overweight, wasted talent children running around. Evander has at least 9 children out of wedlock as well, though none are missing ear parts, so we can’t be sure they’re his. Special shoutout to a player who you’ve likely never heard of, Jason Caffey, who has 8 kids by 7 women, which is really something because if we’ve never heard of him he must have game with the ladies.