Matt Leinart And His Tears Of Infinite Sadness

If Jesus were a rodent, he would look like Brenda Warner

If Jesus were a rodent, he would look like Brenda Warner

Apparently, Kurt Warner has decided to drop himself back in the Cardinals lap, and again defer Matt Leinart’s dream to do anything during his career (other than Paris Hilton three years ago).

Say what you will about Kurt (seriously, please say what you will, I despise the man) but he’s offered to take $1 million less a year if the team re-signs Anquan Boldin. That’s very well executed, and I can’t think of any NFL precedent. And Boldin will never again be able to complain that Mr. Brenda Warner doesn’t look out for him, on or off the field.

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6 Responses to Matt Leinart And His Tears Of Infinite Sadness

  1. Andrew says:

    Will he give the million to Boldin when he lays him out again in the middle of the field? How about when he ends Larry Fitzgerald’s career by doing the same?

  2. John says:

    His wife is hideous. So there’s that.

  3. Andrew says:

    Yea, but look at this. Does loving Jesus that much cause you to age in reverse?

  4. mike says:

    Oh John, there’s the rub. Here’s post-makeover, puppy-promising Brenda. She looks a little different: http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=10103 … I’m not totally convinced it’s the same person.

  5. John says:

    Dude the guy is a Super Bowl MVP winning QB. He could be slamming much hotter tail.

  6. Vik says:

    really looking forward to Kurt getting fucked by another team (rams, giants, now cards) and therefore torpedoing his hall of fame chances.

    i’ve taken shits that are hotter than brenda.

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