Hissy Fit

Jay Cutler is wisely making a stink in Denver.

Why is this wise?  Well, Shanahan got fired in favor of a coach whose testicles probably haven’t dropped, top-5-leaguewide receiver Brandon Marshall is back in trouble with the law (or at least with Roger Goodell), and the organization has exactly half the local sports coverage it had at this time last week.

Reason enough to try to capitalize on these trade rumors.  However, he will look spectacularly silly if he gets dealt to Detroit, as rumor has it.  Insulin, like factory labor, is said to cost twice as much there.

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